Call Me Captain...

I'm the Captain of a new boat. I bought a ten foot john boat from one of my customers for $200. Some things I need to purchase are life jackets/seat cushions, a drain plug, oars and an outboard motor. I'll use it to fish the local lakes... When I got home with the boat, I took my bike out for a 15 mile speed session ride... Moving on up too... I finally gave in and bought my first pair of size 36 inch waist jeans...